- Mother Nature: It's that time of the month again where I decide to tell you that you're not pregnant!
- Me: Great.. So cramps, headache, mood swings, cravings, no cute panties, and niagara falls gushing out of me?
- Mother Nature: You know it!
- Me: Fuck you, Mother Nature. Fuck you.
Cramps and a headache.
Someone come hold me…
Charles Kelly: Gahd i love sprinkles on my Doughnuts.
dave haywood: its like a party in your mouth!
Charles Kelly: did you see that cat video?
dave haywood: Cat videos are the Best!
Lmfao. i love the Ending of Downtown by Lady Antebellum
Let’s be friends
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
spell your name in my ask please
- A: Do you consider yourself male or female?
- B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- C: Celebrity crush?
- D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- E: Do you smoke?
- F: Do you drink?
- G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
- H: Longest relationship and with who?
- I: 5 turn ons
- J: 5 turn offs
- K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
- L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
- M: What is your sexual orientation?
- N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- O: Who are you crushing on right now?
- P: Who is your bestfriend?
- Q: Your guilty pleasure?
- R: Who was your first kiss?
- S: Do looks matter to you?
- T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
- U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
- V: How far have you gone?
- W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
- X: Are you circumcised?
- Y: Do you name your private parts?
- Z: Do you pee in the shower?